Cockroach - Premium Jelly

The finest spread nobody asked for.

Straight from the world's most questionable pantry comes a delicacy you won't find at your neighborhood grocery store. Packaged with all the confidence of a premium product and none of the reassurance, Cockroach Jelly is the kind of culinary invention that raises more questions than appetites.

Cockroach - Premium Jelly features an elaborate vintage-style label surrounding a jar of suspiciously special preserves. Ornate lettering, old-fashioned advertising details, and ridiculous promises of protein-packed energy give this bizarre delicacy the appearance of a time-honored household staple.

Perfect for fans of absurd humor, vintage advertisements, creepy-crawly curiosities, and anyone who appreciates a product that's probably best left unopened.

Why you'll love it

• Detailed vintage label artwork with a wonderfully questionable jar of jelly
• Old-fashioned typography and outrageous advertising claims
• A deliciously disgusting conversation starter for lovers of weird humor

Shirt details

• Comfortable, heavyweight, lived-in feel
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed, relaxed fit
• Durable double-stitched construction

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